The Perfect Plan

The Perfect Plan Script by Jake Paduano Image Sources: Custom Made (Jake Paduano) Salsa y Salsa (Despicable Me 2) Alice Millar Chapel (https://www.facebook.com/MillarChapel/) Sprinkle & Scoops Ice Cream Shop Hospital (Stock Photo) The Pin Deck (Bowling Alley) National Park (Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver) Cottage in the Woods (https://www.travelandleisure.com/glass-cabin-wisconsin-anaway-place-6744402, Peter Godshall) ""Isle Delfino""/Amalfi Bay: @ElevenZM on Twitter/X Theater Exterior-Theaterphotos.com Theater Interior- Carlo Colla Facebook Page Music/Audio: Low HP! (Pokemon Black and White) Patrick Coughing for 10 Hours Esta Corbardia (Frankie Ruiz) (Doesn't work iirc) Cut Man Power Fighters (Doesn't work iirc) General Borrowed Concepts: Fire Emblem Three Houses, Mega Man

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<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/e0orb4?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *"I’ll kill him. This will be my most seamless plan I’ve ever made. That little pest will never have seen it coming: it'll be perfect!"* <br> [[*|LightLad]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5e8w6?autoplay=1&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *For quite some time now, I’ve had this abhorrent nuisance of a man interfere with my plans. That goody two shoes is always wearing that gentle, well-meaning face while doing everything he can to “save the day” and ruin me!* <br> [[*|Pilfering]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5e8w6?autoplay=1&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Pilfering, vandalism, desecration of the dead, nothing I ever do gets past him, and it always ends with me crawling back to the depths of my lair in defeat.* <br> [[*|But no longer]]

And that concludes the demo because......!!!!!!! <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/736x/de/46/96/de469612db94938535e3a1cd1c52a3c7.jpg"\> <br> <br> Hopefully this was a good enough sample of the game. I hope to work on this extensively more as I learn the program [[*|Title Card]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5e8w6?autoplay=1&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *I’ll invite him to a little dinner, a date, all under the guise that I have cast aside my sinister ways in favor of redeeming myself as a reformed woman of society. That little worm will fall hook line and sinker, always trying to believe the best in people.* <br> [[*|Cloud of Hope]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/ge9eze?autoplay=1&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *I can see it now: the crashing waves of the sea clawing at the neighboring cliffside. We’ll meet up right outside the stony steps to the establishment, just along the edge of the mountain.* <br> [[*|Cliffside2]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/ge9eze?autoplay=1&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Mere silhouettes in the moonlight, it would be so easy to push him off, and to watch as he plummets to his demise....* [[*|Reach for his hand...]] Reach for his hand... [[*|Push him off]] (text-colour:red)[PUSH HIM OFF!!]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The clued-in waiter will seat us in the secluded spot courtesy of my reservation, a dim table for two on the second floor of the Aztec-inspired establishment.* <br> [[*|Seating]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/jy7y0s?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)["Yeah...had another run in with The Scissorman before our date. The back of my hair got shaved on one of his blade's way back."] <br> [[*|stupid ahh pun]] <audio src="https://jmp.sh/FGuKDXPv" autoplay>

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *While I wait his demise, I suppose I have to talk with this mighty moron. Eh, small talk wouldn't hurt: why decide what the prisoner on death row will eat?* [[*|Choice A1]] "So, hotshot, surprised to see me like this?" [[*|Choice A2]] "I never asked: what are you like past being a hero? [[*|Sus]] "..Hehehe... Have a thing for the particularly naughty?"

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/nrrt5c?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *God. Fuck. Why did I say that. It hasn't even been ten minutes. Why would I even say that? I'm trying to lure him to a casket, not a bedroom. Fuck.* <br> [[*|erm awkwardd]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Yeah, okay, scratch that plan. We're gonna pretend I didn't say that. Rewind. Where was I? I'd be looking him in the eyes. Then what?* <br> [[*|After Seating]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)["Yeah! Er, pleasantly surprised, of course. Assuming this isn't some kind of trick. I believe you, but you have had your track record of...well, lying."] <br> [[*|recovery 100]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)["Hm...I don't know, actually. Usually I just help my father around the house. I guess you can say I'm pretty boring, huh?"] <br> [[*|maid boy lmao]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)["I...I like that. You know, back when we used to fight, I always respected how crafty you were. If you can use that to help people...that'd be great!"] <br> [[*|loop em in]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/xm7xti?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I’ll have delivered three for the table. One for me, one for him, and the poisoned refill that’ll shred his organs like some kind of liquid meat grinder.* <br> [[*|Improbability Knot]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Right as he thanks the waiter, I snatch the one by his side: just another one of my clever manipulation techniques!* <br> [[*|in case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my...]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/xm7xti?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I put the rim to my lips and can taste it now: the sweet cherry soda, accompanied by the looming victory that'll strike at any moment!* <br> [[*|girl is clueless]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/xm7xti?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I subtly taunt him by drinking mine quickly; where he's soon to follow suit. After all, such an intoxicating taste lends itself to being finished immediatel--* <br> [[*|you dumbfuck]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:21.338%"><iframe allow="fullscreen" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/ft03vn?loop=0&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:5%; height:5%; position:absolute; left:0px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> (text-style:"bold","italic","emboss","tall","shudder")[*OH MY GOD UNDO UNDO OH FUCK AHHHHHHHHHH SERIOUSLY WHY WAS THIS PART OF THE PLAN I KNEW IT WAS POISONED AND I JUST???? DRANK IT ANYWAY??? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME OH MY GOOD GODDESS IT BURNS I PROMISE I'LL GO TO CHURCH I JUST AHHHHHH*] <br> <br> <br> <br> [[*|Improbability Knot]]*(Undo! Undo!!)*

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *I subtly taunt him by drinking mine quickly; where he's soon to follow suit. After all, such a perfect taste lends itself to being finished immediately!* <br> [[*|mm yummi 2]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *And now, for the suspense: the only drink not finished is the refill: the instilled manifestation of revenge, brewn to perfection after years of fermentation!* <br> [[*|staring at a glass like a dumbass]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *I look at the glass. He looks at the glass for a second out of curiosity. I try to not look at it, but I keep eyeing it. He looks at the glass. I look at the glass. I look away, but look at the glass. We look at the glass.* <br> [[*|huh?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)["I suppose you can say that, yeah. Between supervillains and housework, I guess there's never not a mess to clean up...."] <br> [[*|dork]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> (text-colour:cyan)["I think that's why I was excited to attend dinner with you! I know people are grateful for what I do, but it's nice to have a time that's aren't just. Cleaning...fighting. You get that, right?"] <br> [[*|aint that sweet]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:#ff427b)["Totally! I think it's why I invited you here tonight. It's always the same: plot to kill you...plot to kill you...plot to kill you...it gets old!"] <br> [[*|why is bro nodding]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> (text-colour:cyan)["Right! And even if I stopped you all those times, I think it's too easy to lose track and forget you're a person with her own battles...Other battles apart from against me, that is."] <br> [[*|dweeb]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *My anticipation escalates faster than his ghost will be shooting up to heaven...this indescribable feeling of power, knowing that he's one sip away from his well earned demise is...* [[*|Toxic (I'm slipping under)..]]

<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> (text-style:"emboss","condense","fidget")[Intoxicating....] <br> <br> <br> <br> [[*|so...?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *It's apparent that all of my failed plots in life have amounted to this perfect accumulation of revenge... all too fun to watch my Rube Goldberg machine in action... So, I’ll decide to extend our ploy a little longer...* <br> [[*|what is bro cooking]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I’ll call the waiter over and insist he take the refill away, ensuring he listens to my command and sips it just to see how “utterly reprehensible” it is once he scrams.* <br> [[*|???]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Once that bumbling idiot is out of the way, I’ll continue just as I had in letting this oblivious little fly ignore my obvious web he's stuck to.* <br> [[*|okay...?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/8ym23g?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *He’ll look me in the eyes and recount to me previous encounters we’ve had, as if I don’t vividly remember them from the losing side. Through an overly sappy, earnest expression, he’ll smile and tell me just how relieved he is to see me change for the better.* [[*|little does he know]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/ge1m8b?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *With the months going by, I can take him to any festivity I desire, knowing that at anytime, I dictate whether he lives or dies.* <br> [[*|One such date...]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/ge1m8b?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Though at first distanced, our meetings together grew more and more frequent…Months to years of recklessly playing with his mortality without him even knowing it!* [[*|say whaaaaaaat]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/ge1m8b?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Then, all of my bricks of lies will finally contextualize itself as the fortress of deceit I’ve been building, all to avalanche on this simpleton at the place he’d be the most vulnerable:* *The altar.* [[*|Continue]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The wedding in my mind is a picture fit for a painting: the stained glass in the center of the farthest wall will have harsh beams of sunset cleave between the cathedral’s halls.* [[*|these idiots]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I’ll daintily hold the outskirts of my flowing white dress for the mere spectacle of it all, ensuring that the slightest sliver on the side will let me retrieve the true gift of honor for the ceremony…* [[*|well theres one more thing]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The silver dagger strapped to my thigh. The lightest prick along my leg will be all I'll think of as they talk, my eyes glimmering onto the groom as I imagine the blade sailing into his eyes..* [[*|this old fuck]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *As the pastor will recount to the gathered guest upon how our history between us has drastically changed, I’ll only think of just how hard he's jinxed the groom. * <br> [[*|keep talking mf]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *After hours of inane drivel, the pastor will finally arrive at the climax: the “I do’s”. As this gullible groom says his vows, my eyes will lock onto his, still glimmering with the utmost anticipation of the knife.* [[*|romantic. as in. rome. roman. im going to stab you]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *My excitement will begin to peak as our heads draw slightly closer: his for the peace of companionship, and mine for the ravenous hunger of bloodshed. * <br> [[*|this is it; one winner, fourty two losers]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *This is it...it's looking like my oppurtunity is finally, finally closing in! The reception hall's patrons all have their eyes on me...here we go!* [[*|Prepare for the kiss]] Prepare for the kiss... [[*|STAB HIM]] (text-colour:red)[STAB HIM!!]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Would I want to stall? The altar seems the most dramatic place for the kill...but maybe I can slaughter him once the adrenaline of his "new life" he won't get to live calms down...* <br> [[*|did someone say cake?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The vows I planned for myself out of obligation will prattle out of my mouth absentmindedly, having no intention to abide by them. * <br> [[*|the knife. the knife chosen specifically to kill Mega Man]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Besides, why would I come this way to set up a wedding themed murder when that could jeopardize the wedding cake? * <br> [[*|Not so fast, buddy. TAKE HIM IN! Make sure he falls into debt.]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Oh, I should incorporate that in the plan. If I can sucker him in spending all his money on the cake, his family will have nothing left of his name to inherit. A cake worth that much would be heavenly...* [[*|a truce, bruce, bruce, with every swallow you're tigtening the noose]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *That settles it. I keep Romeo nice and intact, I put up with the other ignoramisi at the banquet, I eat as much of that cake as I can, then we kill him. Man, best day ever in the making. Good plan.* [[*|After the wedding]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Just as I had all those times before, I’ll experience the grandiose flavor of victory. The permanent score of knowing that this insignificant little worm is dead, and I had slaughtered him. * [[*|this mf is stalling again. me, im mf]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/laitz0?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *As I walk with the soon-to-be deceased newlywed to the cake, I'll switch up my strategy: I'd be revealing my hand if I were to cut the cake. No, I won’t kill him until the ceremony’s over.* <br> [[*|After the wedding]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *On a particularly gloomy midnight, I surprise LightLad with a flyer of a traveling marionettist in town. Tickets paid for and everything. * <br> [[*|pussy alert ! !]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/ge1m8b?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *But just how will I lead him astray...?* <br> [[*|We all scream]] Go for ice cream! [[*|National Park is such a pretty song bitch im crying rn]] Go to the park! [[*|Wii Party ! !]] Go bowling!

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *We go to the National Park together. Time is still. If any other person would beside me, I'd only think of how somber the scenery is.* <br> [[*|Real sappy there slick]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *We go into the ice cream parlor, and we both immediately perk up a little. After the day I've had, ice cream sounds fantastic...* <br> [[*|Kill-kies n' cream? Cookies n kill?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/wnwyox?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *We go to a bowling alley on a popular night. Lane? Check. Trusty bowling balls? Check. Hot dogs? Check. Signature alley bowling shoes? Check. * <br> [[*|Bowl this mf]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Here's my chance: how do I go about this?* <br> [[*|Walk with him]] Walk with him down the nighttime road... [[*|Who let the dogs out?]](text-colour:red)[EVISCERATE HIM!]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The ambiance would be almost...irritatingly hypnotic. The slight gust in our hair rustles west. Part of my hair brushes along his face, but I don't think he cares.* <br> [[*|oh, thank you mother. MOTHER!?!]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *For you see, I would have planned ahead! In my purse, I would have prepared the murder weapon. A method so unconventional, not even a seasoned detective could see it coming....* [[*|mmmm steak]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/bna2mx?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Yes! A delectable yet feral enough treat. If we encounter a patron walking their dog, it'll only take a moment to revert it into a ferocious monster! I can knock him unconscious to a slap to the face with it, then toss the meat on him and watch as the dog eats him alive!* [[*|slight error...]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *A flawless plan...except it'd be night time. Just the two of us, who can't make it if we try, just the two of us, him and I. Aka, no dogs to mutilate him on my behalf, and now I have a raw steak in my purse.* [[*|that just happened]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *When he's not looking, I'll chuck it into the bushes. Shit. Mission failed. We'll get em next time. Not to be annoying miss optimist, but the scenery is fantastic if it can make me tolerate LightLad. I'll call a temorary truce.* <br> [[*|Abridged 2]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *After the first few days of wedded life, it occurs to me. All these little meetups have been fun and all, but I can’t keep taking him to these small potatoes trips. If I’m going to trick this guy into thinking I’m his loyal wife, we need something BIG. * <br> [[*|Honeymoon?! With whom!?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *But what? I need something big. Flashy! Unpredictable? Or should I play it safe? What'll be a truly standout moment in our feigned relationship?* [[*|Super Mario Sunshine]] Go to a tropical island! [[*|The Great Fusili]] Attend a puppet show! [[*|Friendly reminder I've done ~75$+ worth of commissions for this project]] Keep thinking...

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *For our honeymoon, we’ll take a visit to a high end tropical island, a natural wonderland! The finest resort facilities, a spectacular amusement park and succulent seafood!* [[*|Flushed Away]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Best of all, once I’ve caught him off guard, his blood will be washed away in the warm summer waves! * <br> [[*|a clone of...me? How far will Dr. Wily go?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:#ff427b)[”Sweetie, how about you just go to the hotel room and get things sorted out while I take care of this guy?”] <br> [[*|copy robot bout dead as hell]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *As soon as I see that idiot meander off, finally can the gloves come off. So much restraint waiting for the perfect moment with LightLad that absolutely won’t be restrained here!* <br> [[*|literally grim smiling friends]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Within three seconds, I’ll have that phony’s face on the pavement. I’ll draw one of the many knifes I could slip through security from my hair clip and let him talk.* <br> [[*|That was pretty good. but now its my turn to--]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:magenta)[”Ack- what are you doing?! We both want LightLad dead! A 2 on 1, it’d be the easiest fight in the world!”] <br> [[*|now hand me that shiv]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:#ff427b)[(text-style:"bold","italic","emboss","shudder")[//''”He’s all mine!"''//]] <br> <br> [[*|No, wait! you guys win! Caterpie fainted! CATERPIE FAI--]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I’ll use this wonderful opportunity to slash his guts the same way I had practiced on pillows for months, carving a doctor’s signature through his heart.* <br> [[*|fucking gottem]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *LightLad’s blood fills the ocean, just as I hoped. But it’s just not the same. This is just some guy! This one didn’t defeat and emasculate (iffiminate?) me all this time! But he’ll make for a hell of a practice round.* [[*|two for one]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *...Well, I already killed a LightLad today. Vacation’s are meant to take a break from the norm! Supervillany is a full job, and murder’s always on my mind. But I’m not in a tropical paradise every day!* [[*|To-Do (ing your mom) list]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/6ym89h?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I'll treat our vacation as not a truce, but a period where I can refresh myself. As I join him by the beachside or accompany him at the parks, my brain will be medittating, a cleansing of thoughts, lest my schemes run as predictable.* [[*|The next step: Shrek 3]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Oh yeah. The time the villain of the week was a crazed puppeteer demon who sought to trap a menagerie of souls to damnation within the confines of wooden husks of themselves, myself included.* [[*|Collector's Curse Part 2 (canon, Kronya is here)]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Whether he is or not, this is a valuable opportunity to get back at him! * [[*|boo-yeah trauma time]] "C'mon pleeeeeeease?" [[*|:eyeroll:]] "Maybe we can watch a movie instead...?"

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I don't even care that much. Or at least, I didn't. But now he'll have to be trapped within the guilt of upsetting "the missus" to relive trauma!* <br> [[*|this will be a one time thing, right...?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)["If it'll make you happy, I'll do it. We should really discuss these things before you spring tickets on me, though..."] <br> [[*|welll.....]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/t1s1ne?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *After a bit of a drive, we arrive at the theater. His eyes are darting around like he's paranoid something will be right behind him. We sit down in our designated seats. He's smiling, but it's hard not to snicker at the way his eyes slightly shake in place. * [[*|to make a fawful theatre joke or a koopaseum joke...]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> (text-colour:cyan)["Today was another crazy day before we met up. You hang out with the Barbequer sometimes, right? Well, both he and Darren the Demolitionist ganged up on me today."] <br> [[*|Mega Man 2 the real]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> (text-colour:cyan)["And the Mighty Fan...and the Quick Catcher...and Greentree...and the Damned Dentist. Needless to say, I had quite the day."] <br> [[*|What a champ]] "Woah! Look at you, tough guy...!" [[*|Cough cough LOSER cough]] "You had it coming."

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I'll put a hand on his shoulder as my fingers walk up his neck. I draw him closer, but I don't think he fully understands what I'm going for. Frankly, neither do I.* <br> [[*|why is wily the way he is?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)["Heh, well, I probably should have kept a higher guard. To tell the truth, I think I...was distracted thinking about tonight. I was really looking forward to seeing you..."] <br> [[*|sappy bitch]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Our arms still linked, we continue down the nature trail. Not to be annoying miss optimist, but the scenery is fantastic if it can make me tolerate LightLad. I'll call a temorary truce.* <br> [[*|Abridged 2]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Maybe he had a long day of superheroing or whatever the crap, but his head's asleep on my shoulder. All is calm...* <br> [[*|can we PLEASE do a little trolling]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Yes! Okay, this'll be way more fun. Rewind. We show him the tickets, I hit him with my adorable charming face, and we're on our merry way!* <br> [[*|Oh god who let Jake aestheticpost on main jfc]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Gah! I'm right. Ergh. Fine. We squander this perfectly good opportunity of watching Mr. Hero blubber like a baby at the eyes of his PTSD. Lame. Definitely gives me ideas for Halloween.* [[*|The next step: Shrek 3]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/wnwyox?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Hehehe...how perfect. I know exactly how I'll do it. I'll prepare to run down the lane, then "accidentally" release the ball too early! If I throw it just right, it'll sail behind me, launching it straight into his cranium!* [[*| duck this one]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/wnwyox?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *LightLad's turn, he looks like he's careful. Right, with his strength, he could demolish a building if he's not careful.* <br> [[*| still comically shit at bowling]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/wnwyox?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *He gently rolls the ball, and...it tapers until it reaches the pins. The ball suddenly veers 90 degrees into the gutter lane. Lightlad shrugs, baffled. My turn again, I put all my oomph into it. Wham, 8 out of 10 pins! Hah! Loverboy's screwed! At this rate, he'll never...* [[*| not on my watch]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/wnwyox?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *We play the game and I did exactly what I came to do- smoke him senseless! 26 to 24. Annihilated! * <br> [[*| Monica von Ochs forgot she was supposed to lure out Mega Man to a bowling alley...]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5e8w6?autoplay=1&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *...Damn it! I forgot to kill him! Stupid competitive streak. I was holding a round anvil and everything! * <br> [[*|with the intent of killing him, making her tonight's biggest loser]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/wnwyox?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I'll land right on my back, definitely hearing something crack. I'm eager to see the carnage, but it hurts too much. Unfortunately, I’ll see LightLad loom over my head, entirely unharmed.* [[*|dude....how do you feel?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/wnwyox?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Well now I have to keep going! I'll crush him so hard, he'll be surprised at how hard a man's ego can be crushed by bowling! * <br> [[*| Doooh! Knocked OVER!]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *He looks immediately sorry for saying that, but he's got a point. I have a counter; I'll flick my hair like a moviestar and curl a lock around my finger.* <br> [[*|Rizzard Watterson]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/cbrijr?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:#ff427b)["Well...there was a very attractive man I talked with that had me reconsider my evil ways. Not sure if you'd know him, but playing fair's kind of his thing."] <br> [[*|Rolled a 20 for Smoooth]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5e8w6?autoplay=1&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *That must've been the right answer, as now he can't look me in the eyes. I can tell his annoying, perfectly defined cheeks have more of a blush to them.* <br> [[*|Park's conclusion]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Gotta stay focused, I'm a lady on a mission. I'm on the fence as we buy our cones in line, but once I reunite him, I...! * <br> [[*|Whatcha reading there slick]] Ask what flavor he got! [[*|Eat this! Kapow!]](text-colour:red)[SHOVE A CONE DOWN HIS THROAT.]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Oh-ho-ho-ho...perfect! He said he wanted to eat some ice cream, so let's see if he changes his tune when he's gurgling on it, mixing spit, dairy and blood in an awful concotion as his last taste of life! Now, I'll--* [[*|homegirl missed the quick time event]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I watch him stop everything he's doing just to buy a kiddie cone just to validate my opinion. He comes back with a stupid smile on his face. What a dork.* <br> [[*| Like a Surgeon]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)["Honestly, I think I have a new second favorite! Thank you for the recommendation!"] <br> <br> [[*|The Captain Underpants 2017 Theme Song]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Well now, him holding my favorite flavor is...kind of ticking me off! To show him what's what, I get in line and order a kiddie cone of Rocky Road. There! Now we'll see who's right, you piece of...* [[*| Ratatouille Moment]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Oh...Oh!! This is...really good! I can't help but smile like a dumbass, at ice cream of all things!* <br> [[*|sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *All in all...good plan. My sweet tooth's always been stronger than my sick heart. And from that perspective, appearing less like a threat to him will make my betrayal all the more damning!* [[*|Abridged 2]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/va4ayq?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *And I don't want to give up mine. It's good, and I'm enjoying it. I don't want to get his yucky goody two shoes blood all over it. Rats. I should've gotten a spoon.* <br> [[*|No You]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/e0orb4?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Hm...A ballroom dance could be cool, but I'm unsure where I'd get a glass slipper to shatter over his head. I could take him supervillain hunting! Ah, that could get awkward. Maybe I could....uh....nah. I only really got those two ideas so far...* [[*|Honeymoon?! With whom!?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The next couple of years I’ll meticulously construct to my advantage. We’ll move into a humble cottage in the woods. Our home will be a trap in disguise, a perfectly secluded haven in the forest where nobody will hear his screams for help. * [[*|hold the fuck up]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *As we build our supposed future together, I’ll observe every attribute of him I’ve failed to notice to consider for future schemes. In turn, the question will arise on what exactly our plans are for the big picture of our family. * [[*|spy x family idk i havent watched the show]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Of course, my “true ideal family” only consists of one champion and one pitiful corpse…but I can’t let this true intention become apparent. As to throw him off my trail, I’ll propose we extend the family’s size.* [[*|I'm so glad this scene is just a recap.]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *If this maneuver will throw him off the scent, I can surely handle an anklebiter roaming around. It'll come to his surprise, but I'll win him over using my sheer smooth-talking persuasion. From there, as that gremlin continue to gestate, so too will my meticulously crafted plan. * [[*|babies are so cool. I wish they were real and not a concept invented in]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *It's only a few months until the next step comes into fruition: As I hold the swaddles of my twins in my arms, I’ll hope they inherit their father’s utter ignorance. Of course, I’ll need to properly account for my angels…* [[*|mario and luigi: partners in time]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I'll raise the little ones to be just like their father: sweet, unassuming, and righteous. That way, it'll create all the more drama when my plans do transpire. No harm will come to them, apart from any aftermath of their father’s untimely demise. * [[*|i'm out of jokes but have you seen trolls 3? banger movie]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The next phase is patience. This is the easy part: I’ll watch how he gets caught up in the struggles of fatherhood and productivity to become blind to the true threat lurking in plain sight! * [[*|champagne]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *Slowly but surely, I’ll watch as he who was once so powerful deteriorates with age, a Ship of Theseus of everything formidable about him being traded in favor of feeble, fragile parts. Though tempting to strike him while he’s weak, I’ll merely laugh at his newfound incompetence in private. * [[*|patience, my love-uwahhhhhhhh STORY 1-4 MATILDA IS SO SAD]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/zrkf46?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The years will get faster and faster. Life to him will become such a dizzying treadmill for him to run on, I’ll slash his legs before they naturally give out!* <br> [[*|the final attempt]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The lights dim, and would you look at that! He can't hide it from me; I see him shivering! As much as I resist the urge to take a picture, I suppose I'll have to not entirely break his trust. I place my hand over his and hold it. * [[*|yup, that ones going in the cringe compilation]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *He squeezes it before easing up as much as he can. This is the guy who's cracked empty buses over my head before? Adorable!* <br> [[*|Oh god the shows starting. This is just like "The Soldier Upon the Stage"]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *The show’ll start, and....it’ll like any other play. Long, but not bad. * <br> <br> [[*|A marionette of Bernadetta von Varley and Junko Enoshima, with an earlier route]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *If I gather it correctly, it looks like this story is about a princess that has to protect this blue star crystal from some evil blonde empress, with the aid of her thief henchwoman.* [[*|referencing Quick Man... OMG! JAKE AESTHETIC BINGO!]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Hey, would you look at that! That thief girl onstage kinda looks like me! Red hair, rocking an all black gown. Surely, LightLad will be overjoyed to make that correlation!* [[*|Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night (1987) War flashbacks]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *In the darkness, I can’t help but have a full teeth grin. I glance at Mr. Hero, and sure enough, he looks like a pin’s drop away from passing out. There’s no way I could’ve known, but I can only imagine how funny it’d be if I was away to refill popcorn before then.* [[*|aw gee lous, this is worse than that one time i plugged my deviantart]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5e8w6?autoplay=1&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *After a bit of a drive, we arrive at the theater. His eyes are darting around like he's paranoid something will be right behind him. We sit down in our designated seats. He's smiling, but it's hard not to snicker at the way his eyes slightly shake in place. * [[*|bro peeped the horrors]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Once the curtains close and the lights come back on, he fakes a smile. God, his forehead looks drenched in sweat. * <br> [[*|..."I'll never complain about the Yellow Devil ever again"]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/t1s1ne?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *We head back to the lobby, and he's quick, but a bit sullen. Maybe my tormenting went a bit too far...how should I make it up to him?* <br> [[*|Peach moment?]] Peck his cheek <3 [[*|Bowser moment?]] (text-colour:red)[MURDER THE PUPPETEER.]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/t1s1ne?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:#ff427b)["Well, tough guy, you made it! All those rumors of being the most fearless hero look to be truer by the day!"] <br> [[*|thank god thats over]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/t1s1ne?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *He cracks a little smile, breaking out of that paranoid, gloomy funk.* (text-colour:cyan)["Another Herculean task for the books. I guess I'm glad that crazy puppeteers are the exception and not the norm."] <br> [[*|Never mind all that!]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/t1s1ne?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *...Shoot! Killing him slipped my mind. Naw, who am I kidding, that was hilarious! A delightful little detour. I'll get him next time. * <br> [[*|The next step: Shrek 3]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I'll slip back into the theater and wander backstage until I find the real mastermind pulling the strings...* <br> [[*|No Turning Back- Mega Man 10 OST Extended]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5x3ay?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I’ll be with our twin children as we are led to his room, seeing him strapped to the medical equipment. Wrinkly and weak, he’ll still have that stupid gentleness in his eyes as he looks his family.* [[*|let them speak]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5x3ay?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *I’ll let the children speak first, letting them do whatever lovey-dovey crap they need to get out of their system. After that drama, it’ll be my turn. I’ll walk to his side as he uses all his power to lean over in his bed to face me.* [[*|genuinely sweet]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5x3ay?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)[“How much you’ve changed…If you asked me all those years ago if you had it in you to change, I would never have guessed…”] <br> [[*|genuinely sweet 2]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5x3ay?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:cyan)[“And yet…you gave up all of your ways just to make me happy…to make our family happy…You’ve created two of the sweetest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing, and the privilege I’ve had in helping them grow...”] [[*|happy ending...i guess?]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5x3ay?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *I’m not even sure if he’ll notice my face beginning to stretch into a morbid grin as he’s talking! I’ll distractedly look at him and slowly nod to pretend I’m listening, but it'd be decided: as soon as the sucker looks away, I'll (text-colour:red)[yank the cord] from the plug and (text-colour:red)[take his life along with it!]* [[*|thank you...]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5x3ay?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> (text-style:"shudder")[*Oh, I can hear it now! The sudden sputtering as he confusedly gasps for air, the cries of our children’s wailing as they realize they had much less time with their father than they anticipated, and my snorted laughs as the joke finally reaches the punchline I’ve crept up to for decades!*] [[*|Can't believe there's a Wander over Yonder song about this]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5x3ay?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> (text-style:"shudder")[*I'd never stop laughing at his sheer stupidity for trusting me! The rest of the family can do whatever: scream obscenities, cry themselves a river, try to take my life out of vengeance, report me to the police, yada yada yada. I would have already won!*] <br> [[*|sectonia laugh.mp3]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/q5x3ay?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-style:"bold","italic","emboss","tall","shudder")[*AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*] <br> <br> [[*|BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!!]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/ge1m8b?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *I’ll begin preparations for the reservation. I’ll call the Nacho de la Noche for tomorrow at eight, and then it’ll all begin and end…* <br> <br> [[*|The End]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> (text-colour:#aa7122)["Ah! Well, first you want to get the bar upright: it's like a video game controller, in a way. Now, once you've--"] <br> [[*|I've heard of death of the author but this is ridiculous]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *Aaaaand that's enough of that. I sock him in the stomach, then stab his heart. I'll kick him until he stops breathing, then...I got it!* <br> [[*|call that shit Toy Story 5]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/4ykont?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> <br> *For flavor, I'll find one of his puppets and layer it and a different knife over his corpse to make it look like the murderer! The forensics team will get a chuckle out of that one.* [[*|life works in mysterious ways]]

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:0px; padding-bottom:45.000%"><iframe allow="fullscreen;autoplay" allowfullscreen height="100%" src="https://streamable.com/e/t1s1ne?autoplay=1&loop=0&muted=1&nocontrols=1" width="100%" style="border:none; width:65%; height:65%; position:absolute; left:160px; top:0px; overflow:hidden;"></iframe></div> *I'll wipe my bloody hand on a curtain (good thing they're red, huh?) then catch up to LightLad. I can't drag him to a traveling puppeteer’s show if there's no traveling puppeteer. Life works in mysterious ways.* <br> [[*|The next step: Shrek 3]]